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Simply having fun and unity!
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[13 Jul 2007|02:38am] |
blah blah blah.
Neither of us can say something worth saying. I want to, I want to, I want to. What about I need to?
I realized I need to get my shit together.
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[19 Jun 2007|01:22pm] |
I am in love with the new White Stripes song. Secretly.
But I guess not secretly anymore -- I'm telling everyone TODAY.
Yay green kool aid.
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[28 Feb 2007|06:43am] |
i think the thing is now a days is everyone is a zombie. we all lost what we all had a few years ago and were all trying to keep ahold of it. instead of excepting the change we dement it and magnify it a hundred times more than it was and bai doing this were actually losing more than what we should have.
i need sleep.
my jaw keeps cracking. im now and forever going to type with normal english words. e as in elephant. i dont need a special occasion to party.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results | Take Free Advanced Global Personality Testpersonality tests by similarminds.com(messy, irritable, depressed, fragile, worrying, emotionally sensitive, does not like to lead, phobic, weird, suspicious, low self control, paranoid, frequently second guesses self, dependent, unproductive, introverted, weak, strange, unassertive, submissive, familiar with the dark side of life, feels invisible, rash, vain, anti-authority, heart over mind, low self concept, disorganized, not good at saving money, avoidant, daydreamer, unadventurous) wtf?
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[17 Jan 2007|10:16pm] |
changing lifestyles that once seemed blasphemy has been one of the best choices in mai life.
i love the way he challenges me. i love the way people can think and be proven wrong.
reputations are for pussies.
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[02 Jan 2007|06:49am] |
el fucking oh w.
wtf.
elelelelelelel word constantly running through mai head.
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[17 Nov 2006|11:41pm] |
THE COPS HATE US! omgomgomdlkfjalksd
So mai job really sucks.
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[16 Nov 2006|04:00am] |
vagina.
the end.
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[12 Nov 2006|06:48pm] |
So I hate this commercial so much -- I'm gonna post it, share it, and rant about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpYgNz6W6Gs
When I first saw this to the end, I was wondering if it was a PS3 commercial or a Wii commercial.
I mean yeah -- it's a Wii commercial, the "hott***" broad dancing around representing Wii against the fat smartsie girl representing PS3. Of course everyone will choose the broad over the fattie(excuse me fat people...)!
(***I actually thought she looked sleezy and that's just gross)
But then, maybe a PS3 commercial -- maybe they dont think were really that shallow and dumb cause the points the fat girl makes is very true.
OH BUT NO! The end of the commercial arrives and we all learn how shallow and dumb they think we are.
How fucking stupid...
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[02 Nov 2006|06:10pm] |
errr
I think he's PMSing. Not sure but it seems like it. Mai mom is so punkrock she plays Sex Pistols on vinyl.
So many times like the times before the times.
Do you believe in fairy tales? I sure as hell do... not?
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[31 Oct 2006|05:05am] |
YAY NEW LAYOUT!
How fun.
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[23 Oct 2006|05:04am] |
the Shock Jock
(57% dark, 50% spontaneous, 42% vulgar) |
your humor style: VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 99% on darkness | | You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity | | You scored higher than 99% on vulgarity |
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[06 Oct 2006|04:43pm] |
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc). 2. Put it on shuffle. 3. Press play. 4. For every question, type the song that's playing. 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
(AND NO FIXING IT!!!!! BE HONEST!!!!!)
Opening Credits: Wave of Mutilation bai The Pixies
Waking Up: Everything Girl bai Mustard Plug
First Day At School: Headlong bai Queen
Falling In Love: I'm the Man bai Buck-o-nine(XD lawl.)
Fight Song: Celebrate bai Kool and the Gang(XD OH MAN!!!)
Breaking Up: Sunrise to Sunset bai Edna's Goldfish(awww)
Prom: Manipulator bai The Toasters
Life's Ok: Vintage Queen bai Goldfinger
Mental Breakdown: I'll Never Be bai Reel Big Fish
Driving: Fakin' Jamaican bai Skankin' Pickle(the funniest thing is I listen to this song the most when I'm really driving XD)
Flashback: She and Mrs. Jones bai Lords of Acid
Getting Back Together: Time Will Come bai Mustard Plug
Wedding: Golden Love bai Lord Creator
Birth of Child: Mona bai The Toasters(does this mean I have to name mai child Mona?)
Final Battle: Nobody but Me bai the Dickies
Death Scene: Smoke two Joints bai Sublime(LAWL!!! YES!!)
Funeral Song: Don't Speak bai No Doubt
End Credits: 1234,1234 bai Streetlight Manifesto(woah, I really like this result)
*** I listen to weird music.
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[30 Sep 2006|04:19am] |
I write songs about drugs I've never done. I write songs about boys I've never had. I write songs about itsy bitsy little spiders. I write songs about mai dead relatives. I write songs about picking mai nose. I write songs about wasting mai life. I write songs about how it hurts when I laugh to much. I write songs about having cold feet.
I write songs about never ever writting a song in mai entire life. Definetly, positively, absolutely.
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[28 Sep 2006|11:51pm] |
up and down. up and down. up and down. up and down. up and down. up and down. up and down. up and down. up and down. up and down. up and down. up and down.
life is one big rollercoaster for me. now pass me the fork.
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[10 Sep 2006|03:21am] |
"Hello, 911? I've just been attacked bai a group of ninjas... yes I'm in Humbult park and their seemed to be about 7 or 8 of them... I was unable to tell cause they all had masks on and were hiding in the dark... ok, thank you!"
XD LMAO
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[17 Jul 2006|04:32am] |
| How to make a Beth Marie Niemann |
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
5 parts silliness
1 part beauty |
Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum! |
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[25 May 2006|06:25pm] |
pants off to Davey Star/Rude(whatever the hell he calls himself now a days) and his birthday. For he is 18 and I am ready to go out wif him to celebrate. Tommarow, however, will be the real celebration for his birthday.
Mai palms are all sweaty. I feel like someone out of a cute little movie. But I'm not ready to neck wif someone, I'm ready to go out wif mai best friend. I don't even think I'm going to see Zach.
Why are mai palms sweating?
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[07 May 2006|10:52pm] |
So I got totally paid today HUZZAH which means I'll have money for prom :3 :3 :3
I'm so kinda excited about prom. The fact that mai brother isn't going anymore and I probally won't hang wif Katie and Julie + their dates and Papa Rob isn't going kinda ruins it D: But I'll look super hott wif mai total cute dress I'm gonna wear(It's a cocktail dress, short and strapless. Red wif white polkadots(((god me and polka dots on prom<3))) and it has an under layer of whiteness. Plus the top is all ruffley<3 YAY FOR RUFFLES) and how hott Zachary is gonna look will totally make up the lack of cool people. Plus, lots of money = lots of drugs and alchohal.
OH YEAH THE ONE GOOD PERSON THATLL BE THERE IS DAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEY*<3 Mai favorite gay guy. Huzzah.
Hats off to you morons! Gotta finish spying on the neighbor going into an ambulence(XD how twisted) and then shower.
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[23 Apr 2006|01:41am] |
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w00t I gots me a car.
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